1. Crash in up scale towns ... their hospitals are nice!
2. Don't get a concussion in Napa because you can't drink the freaking wine!
3. Ladies don't pedal the crown of a 180 turn because you can really bring down someone who was about to light up the bunch sprint. Me.
4. Thankfully Mary kick butt in the break-away and put us on the chalk board with a sweet
5. Go to work bleeding, it gets you lots of sympathy -- and I teach high school, they thought is was way cool!